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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some sex stories from your college days?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
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Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What does K mean in Vietnamese?
share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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